SuWEET TALKS

Just crap.....

SuWEET Courage


Tushar Waghmare alias Tushar Bapat, formerly employed as an engineer with the technical department of Air India, has done 14 marriages in last 2 years

SuWEET thinks that he at least deserves Param-veer Chakra for such an audacious act!

Has anyone courage to do so??

SuWEET Seminar


Friend: Dude! You should go and attend this seminar. It really worthy! It was awesome! It changes whole view of point.I have never attend such a brilliant seminar.(Pause) And there was this hot chic who was giving this seminar.

Me: Ohh!! What she said exactly?

Friend: Hmmmm! I actually don't remember anything!

(Pause)

Me: Okay! I think it is worth to attend. I will go next week.

SuWEET Movie Review!


Year 1957

Son: Dad!! What is a good movie like??
Dad: Mother India!


Year 2009

Son: Dad!! What is a good movie like??
Dad: Kaminey!

SuWEET's Medical Report

Symptoms : Fever(Mild), Cold, Cough, Muscular Pains, Sever Headache, Weakness

Blood Test

Malaria : -ive
A(H1B1): -ive

Report Remark : Patient is healthy like a pig !

Fluism!!!

I have recently been flucially( can be read as racially) abused in a local hospital!


A person with mask shouted on me, "You bloody Non-Swine"!!!
Doctors have also not allowed me to get into quarantine area for just not having swine features. Though I told them that I smell like a swine (pig), it was not enough to convince totalitarian doctors.

No one shows sympathy for normal fever. I raise my voice against this Fluism !

SuWEET Alert!

In the view of recent Swine Flu hype, Suweet Sena has demanded 50% quota for Marathi Manu for Swine Flu !!

Yet again, center showed no interest on this new demand of the group and called is as a dirty regional politics.

PS: Thanks Talz for the concept!